My own dark paradise
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nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

kaets:

this is the most relatable vine i’ve ever watched

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

bunsthetic:

reblog this and ill color a kitten based off ur blog!

make sure u have ur submit open

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shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

vinebox:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

goodnight!

bed bugs are eVIL LITTLE BEINGS THAT ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH

Now found in:

Movie theatres, hotels, cars, trains, couches, schools, hospitals, college dorms, offices, mattresses, crevices in the wall, etc. 

And contrary to common belief, clean people get bed bugs just as much as dirty people, except for in dirty places it’s harder to get rid of the little fuckers. 

joyousdreamer:

that-of-a-rose:

//whispers

yaoi hands

They’re real

liberalisnotadirtyword:

micdotcom:

College tuition has risen by 553% since 1984. One GIF shows just how harsh that is

Follow micdotcom 

This is why anyone who went to college before the 1990s can shove their “Hey, I worked my way through school and graduated with no debt” talk…

littlemusicalwitch:

50flightsofstrong:

disnemily:

LOUDLY POINTS OUT THAT THIS IS RIGHT AFTER SHE SAYS THE LINE

"Go ahead and them skinny bitches that
No, I’m just playing…”

and then she goes on to to say what is in the gif. SHE ISN’T SKINNY SHAMING omfg

THANK YOU^^^^^^^^^^

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